Over the River and Through the Woods….

I’ve HOPE that she won’t be SOLO on Thanksgiving but given the Kardashian backlash, Rob might just be mincemeat this week.  We’ll see.  What we’ll also see are tons of people having to spend this holiday alone.  Whether because they’re working far from home or maybe don’t even have one anymore, this is a time to take in any friends of friends or family or friends of family and be grateful that you can.  Now, if you’re on the other side of this equation and have no where to be but the couch on Thanksgiving Day but you’d rather be taking up real estate on someone else’s than this next cure’s for you:

Take a fresh lemon and a fresh orange.  Stud them with cloves and sit them next to one another on a kitchen windowsill.  According to ages old legend and lore this old cure will have you wrangling up some new invites in no time at all.  I actually have friends in Florida who’ve used this adjustment and within a week had more pumpkin pie propositions than they could shake a wishbone at.

Of course I then told them the magically delicious dessert to bring to absolutely guarantee that they’d be asked back over and over and over again.  Stay tuned to tomorrow’s post.  I’m sure I’ll be spilling about my stint with Mancow Muller on his morning radio show then too.  And we WILL be talking turkey about the Wealth Attracting essential oil.

Here’s what I decided to do - I am going to custom blend each oil not only according to the appropriate recipe but am going to consecrate it according to the astrological influences surrounding each individual.  Wealth Attracting oil on crack, or, at least that’s what it’ll work like.  I think it’s great holiday gift idea too so even if you didn’t get the new report you might want to shoot me an email and put your name on the list.  I’m only taking a limited amount of orders so if you’re interested shoot me an email through my website and we’ll let you know what next steps we’re all going to take. 

I just hope that Rob’s put him in the finale tonight and that his selfish silly sister didn’t ruin those chances alongside her credibility. 

Okay, tomorrow, Mancow makes mincemeat of me and then I share the magically delicious Thanksgiving hostess gift/dessert!  See you then!