What Was Once Lost is NOW Found ---

Okay, so, we’ve spent the last couple of days kinda casually looking for the missing wallet. You know - the wallet that has the boy’s bank VISA card that has money on it that anyone could use, yeah, the same wallet that also has his new driver’s permit and ALL those gift cards that all my friends gave him for birthday/Christmas. Oh, and, yeah, don’t forget the fifty spot that Aunt Susan sent recently either. OR the triple A card I paid for once he started driving or the Progressive car insurance card or the….or the …..or the…….
So, yeah, the wallet went missing.
But for days and days and days now I kept being told how the wallet was HERE, in the house, somewhere. STOP worrying Mom, I’ll find it. Even though the CASUAL (read: lazy!) hunting was proving futile.
Until today when I got all Mama Crazy Bear (my new idea for a children’s book!) and started asking much more proactively - WHERE is the wallet???? HAVE YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE????? (And I put that in all caps so you can imagine my yelling and screaming after trying to be all yogi cool and calm for the last four days about where the freakin’ wallet might be!)
He tells me that my “overreacting” won’t do any good except - wait for it - to cause ME a heart attack! That’s right - my trying - over a PERIOD OF CALM DAYS - to get him to get proactive to find the freakin’ wallet - well, now, I’m not only overreacting by getting more, um, VOCAL, but, this new tact will cause ME a heart attack?
Imagine???? I’M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK because he can’t find HIS wallet???
Because I can’t. Imagine that happening that is.
Because it’s definitively NOT how I grew up! Where the parents left you to sink or swim on your own. And didn’t have heart attacks because you were lazy or not focused or even someone who relied on someone else to bail you out. My parents NEVER did. Bail us out that is. Speaking of, if they were here and watching me totally enable now - -
SWIRLING in their graves. So sorry for the dizzy mom and dad.
So, now, that the pockets in the back seat as well as the spaces and places underneath the seats of the car, as well as all the nooks and crannies of the the washer and the dryer, underneath the bed and every conceivable place in between didn’t turn up the precious prize.
And, even though we seem to have to go through the five stage of Kubler - Ross grief:
Denial - “I never lost it. I didn’t do anything that could have misplaced the wallet Mom!”
Anger - “YOU must have done something, moved it somewhere!”
Bargaining - “If you can call the bank and get my password and if you can…….blah..then it will all be okay.”
Depression - “Okay, it’s gone (sad, sad, sad) what do I do now? Never mind, I don’t care.”
Acceptance - “I’ll make a list of what’s in the wallet mom and we’ll figure out how to get everything back.”
Me, myself, I had to take a drive around the block in order to get my shit together. Pretty sure I was stuck in that second emotion - ANGER.
But when I got back I called the boy down and asked him to pray with me. A special prayer that me own mum and some of me other ancestors had taught me to find lost things.
He sat in a big chair across from me in our family room (and smirking!) repeated after me the prayer that I KNEW worked for finding lost things!
“SAINT ANTHONY, SAINT ANTHONY, SAINT ANTHONY, I invoke your intercession. SAINT ANTHONY COME AROUND SOMETHING’S LOST THAT CAN’T BE FOUND. IF I CAN FIND IT (name the lost item here!) THEN I WILL GIVE (amount here) TO THE POOR BOX AT THE LOCAL CHURCH.”
He parroted me saying this prayer with the least little bit of snark……
UNTIL ——-
FIVE MINUTES LATER he came running down the stairs with a fifty spot in his hand and the hugest smile on his face!
Yup.
You got it.
HE FOUND THE WALLET. He found it in all the places we had both looked before. BOTH OF US.
It appeared MIRACULOUSLY.
Behind his television in his bedroom.
A place that he says he was ‘inspired to look’ one more time.
THANK YOU SAINT ANTHONY!
AGAIN!
We’re never LOST when we have you! We love you!
OXOXE